Fine.

I suppose I can try this until the current crisis is wrapped up. Sure, NOW you want to be in touch. Any time anything happens on the West Coast, the phone rings. The rest of the time? Not a peep. What an ungrateful passel of brats you are. But don't expect me to use my real alias and don't expect me to divert significant attention from business to fix your little problems. I have a career to manage and a family to support. I just took Susan for one of those new 3-D ultrasounds yesterday - the baby is so beautiful! Try not to be too jealous, darlings.